The Acid Test of Cuckoldry

by Buddy Puked

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Universal Beautiful Income 00:53
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Universal basic income Is beautiful and good The universal beautiful income If only we could If only we would
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914 05:39
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I. Nine hundred and fourteen What’s that number mean? Nine hundred and fourteen Nine hundred and fourteen What the fuck BC? Nine hundred and fourteen Tell ‘em what it fucking means! 900 bodies in 900 graves 900 people who could have been saved Just in the span of 365 days BC, there's gotta be a better way II. Why do we have Insite? I don’t support that appetite Why do cops need Naloxone? Let the junkies save their own My tax dollars they’re a-wasting Down on Main and East Hastings What do you mean my son is dead? What do you mean he’s dead? What do you mean my son is dead? What do you mean he’s dead? All this money I have paid I will never need the aid Let the junkies get the kit They should all deal with it My tax dollars they’re a-wasting Down on Main and East Hastings What do you mean my son is dead? What do you mean he’s dead? What do you mean my son is dead? What do you mean he’s dead? (I’m so sorry for your loss) III. Walking down Pandora trying to score a hit Dealer comes up to me with some bomb ass shit He calls it Fentanyl, think I'll try my luck My tolerance is pretty high, I couldn't give a fuck But all my junkie pals, they are dropping like flies They survived the other scares, what is different this time? Started with the oxys when I hurt my back Then when my script ran out I turned to smack Pharmaceutical industry sent me down this path Then I am a junkie, feeling Fentanyl’s wrath IV. Why the fuck is this shit still illegal? That’s just fucking obscene! Why the fuck is this shit still illegal? That’s just fucking obscene! Why the fuck is the supply chain opaque? I’m just trying to get clean Why the fuck is the supply chain opaque? I’m just trying to get clean 914 914 914
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They're (((Back))) 02:29
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Yknow Ever since 1945 it’s been fashionable to call your political opponents Nazis For even the slightest provocation And Trump supporters they’re correct to point out That there’s a sort of “Boy Who Cried Wolf” mentality that’s going on here What everybody forgets, though Is that eventually there was a fucking wolf in that story In 40 years or so if we’re still around Where all the racists are to be found They’ll scream and cry, and maybe try to fight If you call them the Alt-Right They’ll protest the people they detest Who don’t meet their strictest purity test Change the name and bury the shame Like they did when Herr Donald came Have you heard the news? They don’t hate the Jews Not much anyways, so cut them a little slack Have you seen the rally? Have you read the tally? Stand your ground because the Nazis are back If you just thought that Trump would fight for you You got duped by Putin too If you’re not down with this make it explicit Don’t stand by and be complicit I don’t give a fuck that I share your race When you get punched in your smug Pepe face I won’t swing but you can only blame your lies When you catch one between the eyes If you’ve unironically used the phrase “white Genocide” You just might be… A FUCKING NAZI If you’re concerned about the relative breeding rates of different races You might just be… A FUCKING NAZI If Sharia law terrifies you but a Christian theocracy is your wet dream You might be… A FUCKING NAZI If you walk and talk and look and act and hate and fucking smell like a Nazi You just might be a smug Pepe alt-right motherfucker Have you heard the news? They don’t hate the Jews Not much anyways, so cut them a little slack Have you seen the rally? Have you read the tally? Stand your ground because the Nazis are back
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Paid Protestor 01:21
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Paid protester Bailed out by Soros The perfect career When devoid of all morals Your porous Grey matta just shatta’d World view simply splattered Scattered, about ya palace Let me help you collect ya shit While you take a second hit Of that mother fucking glue stick Bitch, goddamn your brain is rekt If you think I rock this set for a mother fucking pay cheque Yeah yeah Fuck the bourgeoisie Burn the rich Eat them Minotaur of the proletariat try and bury it Deep down in a maze, but be amazed They’re crazed, blazed and unfazed,They’ll shove it in your fucking face, Create space for us and yourself We dress in stealth We’ll steal the fuckin trophies off your shelf And trade your wealth for stable mental health upgrade the hand we all were dealt Big bad bull gonna kick your ass When they fuckin finally learn about class Yeah, hide yo butt
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Tanqueray Bay 01:53
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Exxon gin Pacific tonic Spilled again Catastrophic Tanker tanked on Tanqueray Tanker tanked on Tanqueray Drunk on duty In the sound In Port Moody Run aground Tanker tanked on Tanqueray Grab a spirit Pour a double No need to fear it Won’t be trouble Tanker tanked on Tanqueray What’s a fish What’s a tourist Alberta rich BC poorest Tanker tanked on Tanqueray
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The Democrats 03:14
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Identity politics was your whole campaign What about the jobless, poverty is a pain You like minorities when they're upper middle class If you had reached out to voters then Trump wouldn't’ve kicked your ass I'm with her But is she with you? Neoliberal policy Designed to fuck you Fuck you John Podesta Fuck you Wasserman-Schultz Fuck you Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders would have won, folks Demonize the working class as racist hicks Reach out to them, that would do the trick Economic disparity fuels the flames of hatred When everyone is cared for they won’t blame other races I'm with her But is she with you? Neoliberal policy Designed to fuck you Fuck you John Podesta Fuck you Wasserman-Schultz Fuck you Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders would have won, folks I'm with her But is she with you? Neoliberal policy Designed to fuck you Fuck you John Podesta Fuck you Wasserman-Schultz Fuck you Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders would have won, folks Democratic party always moving right Can't learn from their mistakes, time to say goodnight Leftist revolution, what America needs Liquidate the Democrats start a socialist party I'm with her But is she with you? Neoliberal policy Designed to fuck you Fuck you John Podesta Fuck you Wasserman-Schultz Fuck you Hillary Clinton Bernie Sanders would have won, folks
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Ben Garrison's Mom 03:09
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Ben Garrison’s mom Used to wake up drunk And remember who her son was And remember that he stunk Ben Garrison’s mom Used to fight with Garrison’s dad And all that they agreed on Was what a shitty son they had Ben Garrison’s mom Used to find used tissue In the stuck together pages Of her National Review issues Ben Garrison’s Mom Used to find cartoons Of Charley Brown the communist And Linus was his goon Ben Garrison’s mom Used to find everything labelled It said “bookcase” on the bookcase And “table” on the table It said “freedom” on the stars and stripes And “fascism” on the potty And “censorship” on the wooden cane She used when he was naughty

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Written and Recorded in March 2017

The nascent "alt-right" movement uses the term "cuck" as an insult against those who don't subscribe to their racist ideology. We believe the true cucks are those who naively support the current neoliberal order and fail to recognize that capitalism exacerbates economic and racial division - which is then exploited to further distract people from the true source of their inequality. How will you pass the acid test?

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released April 3, 2017

Walter: Rhythm Guitar, Lead and Backing Vocals, Whistling
Liam: Bass, Lead and Backing Vocals
Ryan: Drums, Percussion, Lead and Backing Vocals
Ted: Lead Guitar, Bass, Lead and Backing Vocals


Mixing and Mastering by Ryan

EP art is "Two Strings to Her Bow" by Charles Haig Wood.

Background noises taken from freesound.org and youtube.com. Thanks in particular to user "klankbeeld" of freesound.org for the harbour noises.

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Walter: Guitar

Liam: Bass

Ryan: Drums

Ted: Guitar

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