At Least It's Free

by Buddy Puked

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1.
A Cost-Benefit Analysis of Surviving to Adulthood 01:02
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When you shit all day cause you ate shit all day When you’re stuck at work with bills to pay Extra fat just won’t go away When you eat healthy but still shit all day [CHORUS] Being an adult sucks Being an adult sucks Being an adult sucks But at least I get to fuck Meet someone then you marry Now you both their baggage carry Drowning swimmers soon discover Pairs together drown each other Have a kid or three or four Adult life is sick and poor If these pleasures may thee move We will all the pleasures prove [CHORUS]
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At Least It's Free? 01:45
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Feelin' sick, time to visit the doc Four hour wait time, what a shock Not enough doctors to go around Rural, suburban or even downtown [CHORUS] At least it’s free, at least it’s free I don’t have to pay my doctor’s fee At least it’s free, at least it’s free I don’t have to pay my doctor’s fee At least it’s free, at least it’s free I don’t have to pay my doctor’s fee At least it’s free, at least it’s free Except for dental and optometry 12 hour wait at emergency 6 months just to get a new knee Nurses getting beat on overtime Government trying to nickel and dime [CHORUS]
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Self-Extinction 01:30
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Global warming, resource depletion Causing our own self-extinction [CHORUS] OVER! It's over OVER! It's over Head in sand and money driven Climate collapse, no chance of living [CHORUS] Too inconvenient to fix it Just give up now, it's done, committed [CHORUS] Earth too warm and water plastic Polluting the food web is less than fantastic [CHORUS] How can you have oxygen without any trees? And how can you have food production without any bees? Humans have brought planet Earth to its planet knees Making money status quo it's how it's always been
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N.I.M.B.Y. 01:17
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We’d like to announce Some affordable housing A sewage treatment plant And a hospital too It’s time to vote And one more thing It’s going up in your backyard [CHORUS] Fuck no! Not in my backyard Put it somewhere else It’s not that hard We’d like to announce A skyscraper that cures cancer And a literal money tree That’s kind of ugly in November It’s time to vote And one more thing It’s going up in your backyard [CHORUSx2]
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Coach's Coroner 01:16
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Oh poor old man Don Cherry Said a few things just a little bit hairy PC police can be so fickle Or you're just a big belligerent dickhole Paint all immigrants with a broad brush Easy to do when your brain is mush How many Canadian-born do you know wear a poppy? Why does anyone respect your opinion on hockey? I'm glad you're off the air you loud stupid fuck I know where you can shove a hockey puck The thing about the Greatest Canadian that gets me Is how you rank above Graham Bell and Gretzky Your dogs are ugly, not as bad as your suits Your handler Ron dropped you when you got the boot Say you're a good boy and put on your worst attire Then go on CBC and pull a Buddy Dwyer
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🅱️ Line 01:50
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Drivers insane, can’t even stay up in they lane But the bus driver chillin' and this acid’s like Fantasia in my brain Financial gain, it’s hardly worth all of the pain but Champagne help me feel their advertising campaign The powertrain, yeah its just rail after rail Ethane not a problem with the help of cocaine Loose chain, I'm like a wind vane 'Cause I'm blowing harder than Scarface visiting L.A. But I'm sharper, I'm smarter and I didn’t go to Harvard So I can’t afford for all of my rides to be chartered Not a parallel parker, my car’s a non-starter But I can go harder when I take the bus farther Transit, transit, we’re gonna take transit After 17 Xanax i ain’t even gonna chance it Transit, transit, we’re gonna take transit 'Cause after 17 Xanax i ain’t even gonna chance it Yeah we takin' the bus! Take the motherfuckin train!
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You Look @ Memes 00:21
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You grow your beard long but it will never be full You live in your parent’s basement and support yourself by working at a mall Your only physical contact with other humans in your adult life is when you push yourself against unwitting women on the bus You look at memes
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Little Saint James 01:53
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I am Jeffrey Epstein Billionaire pimp of teens "Talent scouted" by Ghislaine Maxwell For the girls a living hell Take a ride on my plane To the island Little Saint James Passenger manifest Of the girls we'll molest Clinton, Trump, and Prince Andrew Steven Pinker, Dershowitz too, Billionaire pedo pimp Take a ride on my blimp and fly! I am Jeffrey Epstein Forced to answer for my crimes DVDs with famous names Sacrificed to take the blame Blackmail on the rich and wealthy Sudden death among the healthy Murdered in my prison cell Suicide is what they'll tell I am Jeffrey Epstein My secrets die with me Ghislaine on the run Evidence won't see the sun oh no
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Bread and Circuses 01:45
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Sports scores, rubber puck wars Shouldn’t even care, shouldn’t even care but I do New frames, video games Shouldn’t even care, shouldn’t even care but I do [CHORUS] ‘Cause I’m a sucker for bread and circuses I buy into their intended purposes I’m a sucker for bread and circuses I buy into their intended purposes Funny dudes with Twitter feuds Shouldn’t even care, shouldn’t even care but I do Holidays in a drunken haze Shouldn’t even care, shouldn’t even care but I do [CHORUS]
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No Malarkey 02:29
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I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey Things I hate are people cussin' Universal healthcare and forced bussin' I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey [Presidential decree] I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden, no malarkey I'm Joe Biden (he's Joe Biden), no malarkey (no malarkey) I'm Joe Biden (he's Joe Biden), no malarkey (no malarkey) I'm Joe Biden (he's Joe Biden), no malarkey (no malarkey) I'm Joe Biden (he's Joe Biden), no malarkey (no malarkey) I'm Joe Biden

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Buddy Puked is back and blistering with new tracks. Via correspondence from beautiful BC to la belle province, this EP is anything but beautiful.
For our Penny Smart fans... At Least It's Free!

Written: January - March 2020
Recorded: January 2020 - January 2021
Mixed and Mastered: March 2020 - March 2021

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released March 16, 2021

Walter: Rhythm Guitar, Lead and Backing Vocals
Ted: Lead Guitar, Lead and Backing Vocals
Liam: Bass, Synthesizer, Lead and Backing Vocals
Ryan: Drums, Organ, Additional Guitars, Lead and Backing Vocals



Mixed and Mastered by Ryan



All lyrics and music written by Buddy Puked except:
Track 8 - Little Saint James includes elements of "Suicide is Painless," written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Michael Altman (lyrics) as originally performed by The Mash, released in 1970.

Album Cover by Tanambuku_std on Fiverr.com.

Canadians: Fair dealing for the purpose of research, private study, education, parody or satire does not infringe copyright. Copyright Act, RSC 1985, c C-42, section 29.

Americans: Under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.

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Liam: Bass

Ryan: Drums

Ted: Guitar

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