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Ad Hominem

from Postmodern Times by Buddy Puked

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J. Peterson wants you to know
He’s got a nutsack and it hangs real low
Yeah Jordy P wants you to know
He’s nutsack all in all from head to toe
Well gather round, as you can see
We’re pushing a respect conspiracy
When we keep everyone in mind
Can a Marxist purge be far behind?

He's the self-help professor
For the Pepe crowd
Blame the SJWs
Keep them behind a shroud
He's Oprah for the incels
They watch him every day
So call this our ad hominem
And go the fuck away

You turned 50 and didn’t matter
So you served the alt-right on a platter
Finally make yourself a name
Too dumb to help the world but not for fame
So take a million on Patreon
From all your fucking hate peons and Nazis
Bow down to the patriarch
Who hands back grades but doesn’t call them marks

‘Cause he can’t be a man
If there’s something in between
‘Cause there’s something in between his buttcheeks
It’s a grain of sand
And he can’t be a man
If a woman can talk back
‘Cause if she talks back he can’t reach back
And punch her in the yams

The great natural hierarchies
Dragons, witches and swamps
Enforced monogamy
The only equality he wants
Girls are chaos, boys are order
Any other theory is a lie
So let's redistribute all the girlfriends
Or someone will order them to die

Well he can’t be a man
If a woman can talk back
‘Cause if he talks back he can’t reach back
And punch her in the yams
Yeah he's Oprah for the incels
They watch him every day
So call this our ad hominem
And go the fuck away

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from Postmodern Times, released July 10, 2018

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